My dad did not tell me too many stories that were true. lol He would tell me silly stories and have me believing all kind of things. Most of the true stories came from my grandma or his sisters. He was the oldest and the most ornery! My aunt B. has told me some of the stories. My dad taught me to laugh.
1. Grandma told me that my dad was always pulling practical jokes. He would ride his horse in from the field, grab his heart, and fall off of the horse. She would run out to see about him... then he would jump up laughing.
2. One time grandma heard the old sow squealing like crazy and she ran to see what was wrong with it. My dad had tied it's tail to the fence with a piece of wire; and then poked the pig with a stick. When she realized that her tail was caught she pulled harder. To this day I still wonder how they got her tail loose??
3. He would go out in the barn and holler "Help!" Grandma would run out there thinking that he had fallen through the hay. He would jump up and laugh. One day it back fired because his grandma was visiting when he was yelling "Help!" Great grandma asked grandma if she was going to check on him? She said, no he is just pulling tricks. This time he had actually fallen through the hay! I can still see and hear my grandma laughing.
4. My aunt B. told me that when she was little she would walk around with a string hanging from a tooth. Not really brave enough to pull it. My dad would jump out and pull the string... the tears would really come!
5. When all of them were little they would sit around at night and tell scary ghost stories. They would see who could tell the scariest one. Aunt B. said she was little and she would be scared to death to go to bed. lol
6. Grandma told me when I was 15 that when there was a full moon all the kids went crazy when they were teenagers. lol The day Gary mouthed off at me... it was a full moon! lol
7. Daddy use to tell me that he was going to take me "Jim Crow hunting." He said we would take a paper sack, a salt shaker, and a knife. We would sneak up on a crow, put salt on his tail, split his tongue, and put him in a paper sack and bring him home. He said that if you split the tongue of a crow it would say, "Jim Crow". One day I drove him crazy wanting him to take me Jim Crow hunting. Mom had left him to baby sit me when she went to town. He must have finally gotten tired of hearing me fuss. He got the old work horse, Roan, and we headed to the north field. Rode bareback because we didn't have a saddle. I was really looking for that Jim Crow! I was so disappointed when he told me that we weren't going to find one and we should head back to the house. He let old Roan loose up at the north end of the field and we walked back to the house. All of a sudden he told me to watch out and not step on a snake! I was begging him to carry me piggy back. He told me to "Walk!" About that time the dogs, Old Sandy and Pal, started killing snakes! Ever since then I have been scared of snakes.
8. He loved to tease me. Mom again went some place and I made the mistake of asking him what he was going to buy me for Christmas. He told me a 2 cent lollipop! At first I said, oh daddy you are not, but soon he had me convinced that all he was going to buy me was a 2 cent lollipop. I remember bawling my head off and he just laughed.
9. When my Granny stayed with us for a while she would get so mad. I was always wanting to wrestle with my dad. I was more of a tom boy than I little girl when we lived on the farm. Every time I would wrestle with him... I would get hurt. I still remember the day I jump in the middle of him and his knee came up... must of hit him in the wrong place... and he knocked me clear across the floor. That was the day Granny was there! lol She told mom that he did it on purpose, but he didn't. He just played rough and so did I.
10. He worked on the farm and was a construction worker so he had a lot of muscles. I wanted muscles like my dad. I remember asking him how I could get muscles like him. He got the kitchen chair, put it under a tree limb, and told me to pull myself up. I did... and boy did I get muscles for a girl !!
11. When we had company my dad was always outside with the kids. Telling them stories or making them laugh.
12. One day my dad went around the house hammering canning lids over the holes in the wooden floors. He kept talking about snakes getting in the house. That night when my mom went to bed she stuck her foot down to the foot of the bed and she could feel something all coiled up like a snake, and it was cold! She jumped out of bed yelling there is a snake in our bed. My dad jumped up out of bed and yanked the covers back... and then laughed his head off. He had planned this ALL DAY!! He had cut an old pope weed, coiled it up, put it in the ice box, and then put it at the foot of the bed.
13. We lived in my grandma & grandpa's 2 room milk house when I was around 4. We got old Pal, a wired haired terrier from someone in town. When we all went to town one Saturday, Pal killed a bunch of my grandma's genies. Daddy threw Pal in the back of the truck and was going to take him out and dump him or shoot him. I think he was going to shoot him. Mom told him, "Janie is going to throw a fit." Mom said he was gone for about an hour. Finally he came home and old Pal was sitting in the front seat of the pickup. She don't know what happened. We had that dog a long time. He was always kind of crazy and a little mean. Always chased the cars that came up the driveway and he got run over.
14. He was always telling me about a possum, how they would play possum. He promised me that he would take me possum hunting. One night he took me and the little neighbor boy possum hunting. It was dark and we had a flash light. He was telling us stories and laughing the whole time we were looking for a possum. I can not believe it but he found a possum that night! I remember him shooting it. He told us that the possum was going to get up and take off and we had best keep an eye on it. He went in the house and left us outside. We were only about 6 or 7 years old. We got all kinds of rocks and piled them on top of that possum. We went in the house and told my dad... "He won't get away now!" I remember my dad coming out to see the possum. He laughed his head off.
15. Don't ask me how my dad did this but he caught a Red Bird and later a little screech owl. My mother had Red Bird wall paper (real popular back then) and daddy told her that maybe it would live with the red birds on the wall. It died. Later on he caught this little screech owl and hung it on the front porch in a bird cage. That little owl lived a long time. One day he told me that he was going to turn it loose because it was mean to keep it locked up.
Time... how precious it is for kids! I need to apologize to my kids for not spending much TIME with them. These are the kind of things that kids will remember when they get older. Good times, laughing, playing, and the stories that you tell them.
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